"The End of the War" 
to the tune of "The End of the Tour" by They Might Be Giants 
mangled by Deanna "Janthina" Rubin


There's a girl with a sloop and a cleaver 
Who was fighting POTD 
And she says that the sea isn't what it's been 
And she's thinking of logging out 
That it's sad and it's getting much sadder now 
And it's sad and it's like nothing matters now 
And it's sad and it's frustrating, don't see how 
I can save myself 

At the end of the war 
When the island appears 
If there's any more people around 
At the end of a round 
Where we've washed up aground 
Then we'll meet at the end of the war 
The grand frigates are hot 'till they run out of shot 
So we'll meet at the end of the war 

Never to part since the day we met 
On the docks down at Epsilon 
I was still a Loot, you were in Nyx's then 
When we first shared a drinking glass 
I was sailing along with the people 
Chatting themselves to distraction beside me 
Then came a BLAM! on the prow which was bad 
And the picture abruptly changed 

At the end of the war 
When the island appears 
If there's any more people around 
At the end of a round 
Where there's hope to be found 
Then we'll meet at the end of the war 
No engagements are done, so the navvers have fun, 
And we'll meet at the end of the war 

This was the war frigate these were the people 
They shot up our boat and sank all of those people 
This was the merchant brig these were the people 
They shot up our boat and sank all of the people 
This was our final sloop these were the people 
They shot them down 

At the end of the war 
When the island appears 
If there's any more people around 
At the end of a round 
When our boats are all down 
Then we'll meet at the end of the war 
The amazement I had at how everyone's mad 
Makes me think that I'm hating this war 
And we're never going to war again 
No, we'll never declare war again