La Isla Tortuga ("The Island Turtle") 
(To the tune of "La Isla Bonita" by Madonna) 
(Lyrics by Deanna "Janthina" Rubin)

Last night I went to The Old Sew 
Just looked there on the rack, I bought a hat 
Price was so nice before taxes 
It was cheaper yesterday, how much we'd pay 

Chorus: 
Tropical the island ain't 
All the shops unique and quaint 
This is where I sell my paint 
La Isla Tortuga 
And with the flag Death's Gate 
The redness filled the sky 
Went through the docks and stung my eyes 
The cannonballs will fly 

I fell in love with a Turtle 
But then Hades crushed its shell, it went to Hell 
I'll jump any hurdle 
To make that dear island free 
So job with me 

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I want to be where the pirates all grin 
When you're done with yer pillage ye can chat at the inn 
Beautiful outfits, nice swords and fine rum 
Where the girls love to sail and the boys love... to gun. 

Last night I sailed up to Diamond 
My brig bought just yesterday, blockade today! 

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