Weaver 
To the tune of "I'm a Believer" by the Monkees. 
New lyrics by Deanna "Janthina" Rubin.


Oh, I thought swords were only fun for Ultimates 
Meant for someone else, but not for me 
Luck was out to get me 
Every day and night 
Lack of breakers haunted all my fights 

Then I hit the dock 
Now I'm stabbing Weaver 
'Round the clock 
We duel on the sand 
It's so fun! Oh, I'm stabbing Weaver 
With a red cleaver in my hand... 

I thought stats were more or less ridiculous 
Seems that the more I sail, the worse I get 
What's the use in tryin'? 
All I get is "Fine". 
When I need a sailor, I've got mine 

Well, my ship was slow 
Now I'm jobbing Weaver 
Ropes aglow 
While I hammer nails 
He's #1! Oh, I'm jobbing Weaver 
Overachiever on the sails...