Deanna's Filks

I like writing parody lyrics. I'd even like to think I'm pretty decent at it (at least, I make lots of people laugh). Here's some of the stuff I've written over the years (in reverse chronological order, so the top stuff is newer and probably better):

What Do You Do With a Major League Contract / Sucks To Be Us What Do You Do With a B.A. In English? / Sucks To Be Me, from the musical Avenue Q Mariners Spring Training 08/06/2005
King Felix Prince Ali, from the musical Aladdin Felix Hernandez /08/04/2005
Good Morning Baltimore Good Morning Baltimore, from the musical Hairspray Eric Byrnes 07/31/2005
Pedro's Night Quintet/Rumble, from the musical West Side Story Mets and Mariners 07/25/2005
Gee, Umpire Buckley! Gee, Officer Krupke!, from the musical West Side Story Seattle Mariners 07/25/2005
Ball Belle, from the musical Beauty and the Beast Seattle Mariners 07/18/2005
Fugue For Vendors Fugue For Tinhorns, from the musical Guys and Dolls Vendors 07/15/2005
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2005 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim She's An Angel, by They Might Be Giants Name Changes 01/11/2005
Danny Wilson Brian Wilson, by Barenaked Lades Seattle Mariners 12/09/2004
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2004 Seattle Mariners American Pie, by Don McLean Seattle Mariners 12/07/2004

Deanna Rubin
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