Deanna's Baseball Parodies

Herein lies my collection of parody lyrics that are baseball-related. I was working on a project I refer to as "Mariners! The Musical", which is why a lot of the recent stuff has been based on musical theater.

Parody Song Original Song Subject Date
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2006 Seattle Mariners Wild Wild West, by The Escape Club Seattle Mariners 12/31/2006
Stove League Sleigh Ride, by Leroy Anderson Offseason 12/18/2006
A Simple Insultory Philippic A Simple Desultory Philippic, by Simon and Garfunkel Mariners / AL West 10/16/2006
The Guy With The Slider The Eye Of The Tiger, by Survivor Mark Lowe 08/11/2006
Long Ball, the Musical! Original lyrics Red Sox 07/21/2006
Haren Tonight Karen By Night, by Jill Sobule Dan Haren 06/14/2006
We Can't Hit Halamas Yes! We Have No Bananas, by Frank Silver and Irving Cohn John Halama 05/23/2006
I Hope I Get It I Hope I Get It, from the musical A Chorus Line Spring Training 03/20/2006
Moneyball: The Musical! Various Musicals Billy Beane / Oakland Athletics 1/24/2006
Ladies and Gentlemen, Your 2005 Seattle Mariners The Boxer, by Simon and Garfunkel Seattle Mariners 12/31/2005
The 2005 MVP Al-Star Team Money For Nothing, by Dire Straits Pujols and A-Rod 11/21/2005
Scutaro Sussudio, by Phil Collins Marco Scutaro 10/03/2005
What Do You Do With a Major League Contract / Sucks To Be Us What Do You Do With a B.A. In English? / Sucks To Be Me, from the musical Avenue Q Mariners Spring Training 08/06/2005
King Felix Prince Ali, from the musical Aladdin Felix Hernandez 08/04/2005
Good Morning Baltimore Good Morning Baltimore, from the musical Hairspray Eric Byrnes 07/31/2005
Pedro's Night Quintet/Rumble, from the musical West Side Story Mets and Mariners 07/25/2005
Gee, Umpire Buckley! Gee, Officer Krupke!, from the musical West Side Story Seattle Mariners 07/25/2005
Ball Belle, from the musical Beauty and the Beast Seattle Mariners 07/18/2005
Fugue For Vendors Fugue For Tinhorns, from the musical Guys and Dolls Vendors 07/15/2005
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2005 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim She's An Angel, by They Might Be Giants Name Changes 01/11/2005
Danny Wilson Brian Wilson, by Barenaked Lades Seattle Mariners 12/09/2004
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2004 Seattle Mariners American Pie, by Don McLean Seattle Mariners 12/07/2004

Deanna Rubin
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