| The 2005 MVP Al-Star Team | Money For Nothing, by Dire Straits | Baseball | Pujols and A-Rod | 11/21/2005 |
| Scutaro | Sussudio, by Phil Collins | Baseball | Marco Scutaro | 10/03/2005 |
| Number Three | Number Three, by They Might Be Giants | Games | D&D Fights | 09/20/2005 |
| What Do You Do With a Major League Contract / Sucks To Be Us | What Do You Do With a B.A. In English? / Sucks To Be Me, from the musical Avenue Q | Baseball | Mariners Spring Training | 08/06/2005 |
| King Felix | Prince Ali, from the musical Aladdin | Baseball | Felix Hernandez | 08/04/2005 |
| Good Morning Baltimore | Good Morning Baltimore, from the musical Hairspray | Baseball | Eric Byrnes | 07/31/2005 |
| Pedro's Night | Quintet/Rumble, from the musical West Side Story | Baseball | Mets and Mariners | 07/25/2005 |
| Gee, Umpire Buckley! | Gee, Officer Krupke!, from the musical West Side Story | Baseball | Seattle Mariners | 07/25/2005 |
| Ball | Belle, from the musical Beauty and the Beast | Baseball | Seattle Mariners | 07/18/2005 |
| Fugue For Vendors | Fugue For Tinhorns, from the musical Guys and Dolls | Baseball | Vendors | 07/15/2005 |
| 50 Ways to Lose Your Contract | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover, by Paul Simon | Games | Bridge | 05/15/2005 |
| The Officer-in-Training's Lament | Closer To Fine, by Indigo Girls | Puzzle Pirates | 02/17/2005 | |
| King of Pain | King of Spain, by Moxy Fruvous | King of Pain, by the Police | 02/07/2005 | |
| King of Spain | King of Pain, by The Police | King of Spain, by Moxy Fruvous | 02/04/2005 | |
| Weaver | I'm a Believer, by The Monkees | Puzzle Pirates | Weaver | 02/02/2005 |
| Sure Antsy | Basket Case, by Green Day | Puzzle Pirates | Shuranthae | 02/02/2005 |
| Park and Epsilon | Boston and St. John's, by Great Big Sea | Puzzle Pirates | Friendship | 01/28/2005 |
| The Fandango Tango | The Masochism Tango, by Tom Lehrer | Puzzle Pirates | Fandango | 01/15/2005 |
| Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2005 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim | She's An Angel, by They Might Be Giants | Baseball | Name Changes | 01/11/2005 |
| Down on Nu | At the Zoo, by Simon and Garfunkel | Puzzle Pirates | Islands (Nu) | 12/15/2004 |
| Danny Wilson | Brian Wilson, by Barenaked Lades | Baseball | Seattle Mariners | 12/09/2004 |
| Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2004 Seattle Mariners | American Pie, by Don McLean | Baseball | Seattle Mariners | 12/07/2004 |
| The Ballad of Maxdemian | Maxwell's Silver Hammer, by The Beatles | Puzzle Pirates | People | 11/10/2004 |
| Skellies on Olivia! | America, by Simon and Garfunkel | Puzzle Pirates | Skellie Fighting | 11/05/2004 |
| Do The Local Potion | Do the Locomotion, by | Puzzle Pirates | Apothecaries | 11/01/2004 |
| Carping Nut | Coconut, by Harry Nilsson | Puzzle Pirates | Carpentry | 10/12/2004 |
| Turtle Island | America, from the musical West Side Story | Puzzle Pirates | Islands (Turtle) | 08/27/2004 |
| La Isla Tortuga | La Isla Bonita, by Madonna | Puzzle Pirates | Islands (Turtle) | 08/14/2004 |
| Pretty Fly For a Loot Guy | Pretty Fly For a White Guy, by The Offspring | Puzzle Pirates | Looterati | 08/05/2004 |
| Complicated | Complicated, by Avril Lavigne | Puzzle Pirates | Black Death | 08/02/2004 |
| Doin' Lots of Carpentry | Doin' What Comes Nat'rally, from the musical Annie Get Your Gun | Puzzle Pirates | Black Death | 07/23/2004 |
| The End of the War | The End of the Tour, by They Might Be Giants | Puzzle Pirates | Blockades | 05/14/2004 |
| Eight Foot Trochee | Purple Toupee, by They Might Be Giants | Puzzle Pirates | Looterati | 05/13/2004 |
| Distill, Little Greenie | Lie Still, Little Bottle, by They Might Be Giants | Puzzle Pirates | Distilling | 05/12/2004 |
| The Pillaging Song | The Hunting Song, by Tom Lehrer | Puzzle Pirates | Pillaging | 05/05/2004 |
| Ice Ice Breakers | Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice | Puzzle Pirates | Shipbuilding | 03/11/2004 |
| Ye Can't Booch This | U Can't Touch This, by M.C. Hammer | Puzzle Pirates | Carpentry | 03/09/2004 |
| Onto The Boat | Prologue (Into The Woods), from the musical Into the Woods | Puzzle Pirates | Looterati | 01/22/2004 |
| Aiai | Butterfly, by smile.dk | Video Games | Super Monkey Ball | 01/21/2004 |
| Feelin' Gunny | The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy), by Simon and Garfunkel | Puzzle Pirates | Gunning | 01/13/2004 |
| The Sloop Big Hake | The Sloop John B, by Beach Boys | Puzzle Pirates | Looterati | 12/05/2003 |
| Sloop Ride | Sleigh Ride, by Leroy Anderson | Puzzle Pirates | 12/01/2003 | |
| Pirate | Cowgirl, by Bambee | Puzzle Pirates | 10/09/2003 | |
| Can't Stop Holding The Bar (Speed Mod Mix) | Can't Stop Falling In Love (Speed Mix), by Naoki feat. Paula Terry | Dance Dance Revolution | 02/23/2003 | |
| Failing This Song | Follow the Sun, by from DDR 3rd/4th Mix | Dance Dance Revolution | 02/01/2003 | |
| Tray Ride | Sleigh Ride, by Leroy Anderson | Carnegie Mellon | Sledding on cafeteria trays | 12/09/2002 |
| I've Got a Duck That Quacks | We've Got a World that Swings, by They Might Be Giants version | My new duck keychain that quacks! | 11/26/2002 | |
| The Night before DDRMas (or, a visit from St. Naoki) | The Night Before Christmas, by Poem | Dance Dance Revolution | 10/7/2002 | |
| Dancing Queen | Dancing Queen, by Abba | Dance Dance Revolution | 09/26/2002 | |
| Oops, I Bid It Again | Oops, I Did It Again, by Britney Spears | Games | Bridge | 04/16/2002 |
| Morning Mother Wean | Morning Morgantown, by Joni Mitchell | Carnegie Mellon | Wean Hall | 03/20/2002 |
| Old Time Swish'n'Flick | Old Time Rock'n'Roll, by Bob Seger | Harry Potter | 11/29/2001 | |
| Hotel Hogwarts | Hotel California, by The Eagles | Harry Potter | 11/29/2001 | |
| Banned That Largo | Banned From Argo, by Leslie Fish | Megatokyo | 09/28/2001 | |
| Greyhawk City | New York City, by Cub (covered by TMBG) | Games | The Free City of Greyhawk | 10/25/2000 |
| The Panther Hollow Bridge Song (Feelin' Bitter) | The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy), by Simon and Garfunkel | Carnegie Mellon | Grad students in bad moods | 10/06/2000 |
| Let's Build Lots of Cities | Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money), by Pet Shop Boys | Games | The Settlers of Catan | 08/28/2000 |
| Still Hackin' Perl To Me | Still Rock'n'Roll To Me, by Billy Joel | Computers | Writing Perl code | 07/29/2000 |
| GUI Man | Piano Man, by Billy Joel | Computers | Working at Claritech | 06/29/2000 |
| My Baby's In Love With Harry Potter | My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder, by Weird Al Yankovic | Harry Potter | 06/27/2000 | |
| Naperville | Video Bargainville, by Moxy Fruvous | Concerts | Roadtripping to Chicago | 10/01/1999 |
| Your Own Worst Parody | Your Own Worst Enemy, by They Might Be Giants | Filk | Writing bad parodies | 12/28/1998 |
| Emerald City | New York City, by Cub (covered by TMBG) | Movies | The Wizard of Oz | 09/06/1998 |
| Mr. Burch | Mr. Jones, by Counting Crows | Governor's School | Carl Burch, CS Teacher | 07/26/1998 |
| The End of the Sore | The End of the Tour, by They Might Be Giants | Concerts | 10/24/1997 | |
| Glad to Be a Govvie | (original tune), by Deanna Rubin | Governor's School | General | 07/25/1997 |
| Hotel Hamerschlag | Hotel California, by The Eagles | Governor's School | General | 07/22/1997 |
| My Ears are Ringing | The Bells are Ringing, by They Might Be Giants | Concerts | Loud Concerts | 12/29/1996 |
| Pocket Protector | Metal Detector, by They Might Be Giants | Carnegie Mellon | Nerds | 12/13/1996 |
| GDB | Turn Around, by They Might Be Giants | Computers | Debugging C code | 12/11/1996 |
| Pittsburgh City | New York City, by Cub (covered by TMBG) | Carnegie Mellon | Pittsburgh | 11/20/1996 |
| Prince of Clusters | Prince of Darkness, by Indigo Girls | Carnegie Mellon | Computer Clusters | 03/11/1995 |
Deanna Rubin
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